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Definitions

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who cures your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give for their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead

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Gotta Love Little Boys
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Why We Love Children

Couples Jokes
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Best Presentation Wins!
Best Presentation Wins!
Best Presentation Wins!
Couples Jokes
Couples Jokes (a bit naughty!)
Husband and Wife Communication
I'd love to be eight again
If condoms had sponsors
Married Life
Onions and Christmas Trees
Simple Maths
Where do red-headed babies come from?

General Jokes
7 Reasons Not To Mess With Children
American Indian Names
And then the fight started...
Asian vs Western
Balls
Cartoons
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Children Jokes
Chinese Eye Test
Christmas Carols
Daddy, how was I born?
Definitions
Fun Quiz
Funny Pictures
Horoscope Test
I Love This Doctor!
I'm trying to find out which department store sells this mirror!!!
Mad Cow Disease
Male vs Female
Men
Roses and Hanging Baskets
Stop Choking - Aussie Style
The Banana Test
The Final Word on Nutrition and Health
The Generation Y
The Lie Detector
The Nun Decorators
The Return of David
The Rural Recession
The Seamstress and The Thimble
The Soldier and the Nun
What will I be when I grow up?
When You Come To Work
Why men should NOT write advice columns...

IT Jokes
Technical Support
The Origins of computer terminology

Malaysia / Singapore Jokes
Chinese Proverbs
Malaysia Boleh-lah
Singaporean Courage
The Kancil

Medical Jokes
Doctors' stories
Physiotherapist

Religious Jokes
A Sunday Letter
Florida Sets Atheist Holy Day
How the Chinese Stayed Put In Italy
Jesus vs Satan
Papal Negotiation
Pecans In The Cemetery
The value of a Catholic education and a pencil
Who says religion can't be funny?

Senior Citizens Jokes
AIDS WARNING!
An interview with an 80-year-old woman
Exercise For People Over 60
Jigsaw Puzzle
Late Motherhood
Senior Citizen Jokes
The Speeding Senior Citizen
Values Change With Age

Women Jokes
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