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Men

Q: What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A: Shoot him again.

Q: How can you tell if a man is well-hung?
A: When you can barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.

Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: Because they are practicing to be men.

Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him, or three - one to screw in the bulb and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.

Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.

Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their mates after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts

Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your email?
A: Rename the folder to "Instruction Manuals".

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Children Jokes
Effects of Prolonged Breastfeeding...
Gotta Love Little Boys
The Middle Wife
Why We Love Children

Couples Jokes
A Wife's Duties
Best Presentation Wins!
Best Presentation Wins!
Best Presentation Wins!
Couples Jokes
Couples Jokes (a bit naughty!)
Husband and Wife Communication
I'd love to be eight again
If condoms had sponsors
Married Life
Onions and Christmas Trees
Simple Maths
Where do red-headed babies come from?

General Jokes
7 Reasons Not To Mess With Children
American Indian Names
And then the fight started...
Asian vs Western
Balls
Cartoons
Cartoons
Children Jokes
Chinese Eye Test
Christmas Carols
Daddy, how was I born?
Definitions
Fun Quiz
Funny Pictures
Horoscope Test
I Love This Doctor!
I'm trying to find out which department store sells this mirror!!!
Mad Cow Disease
Male vs Female
Men
Roses and Hanging Baskets
Stop Choking - Aussie Style
The Banana Test
The Final Word on Nutrition and Health
The Generation Y
The Lie Detector
The Nun Decorators
The Return of David
The Rural Recession
The Seamstress and The Thimble
The Soldier and the Nun
What will I be when I grow up?
When You Come To Work
Why men should NOT write advice columns...

IT Jokes
Technical Support
The Origins of computer terminology

Malaysia / Singapore Jokes
Chinese Proverbs
Malaysia Boleh-lah
Singaporean Courage
The Kancil

Medical Jokes
Doctors' stories
Physiotherapist

Religious Jokes
A Sunday Letter
Florida Sets Atheist Holy Day
How the Chinese Stayed Put In Italy
Jesus vs Satan
Papal Negotiation
Pecans In The Cemetery
The value of a Catholic education and a pencil
Who says religion can't be funny?

Senior Citizens Jokes
AIDS WARNING!
An interview with an 80-year-old woman
Exercise For People Over 60
Jigsaw Puzzle
Late Motherhood
Senior Citizen Jokes
The Speeding Senior Citizen
Values Change With Age

Women Jokes
Women Jokes


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